45 More Gay Things That Give Me Anxiety

A lot of things give me anxiety. Most gay things give me anxiety. It's a wonder I leave the house.

15. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka

1. Otters
2. Bear Night
3. The New Normal
4. Scoop neck shirts
5. When someone refers to his "bussy" in public
6. Shorts with dress shoes and no socks
7. Whether it's acceptable to wear TOMS with socks or not
8. Twirling
9. Bicep tattoos
10. Public screeching
11. Capri pants 
12. The thought that one day, David Sedaris will be dead
13. Upgrading from gay fat to fat fat
14. Fashion shows [of any kind]
15. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka's relationship [because I want it to work forever]
16. Tina
17. Gaybies
18. The "Mean Gays"
19. When drag queens high kick
20. When boyfriends move in together
21. XS t-shirts
22. Tricking with a stranger you meet on Grindr
23. Hosting
24. Sounding
25. Docking
26. Fisting
27. Fleet Week
28. Whatever's on Bravo right now
29. NeNe Leaks' hair/wig
30. Circuit parties
31. Joan Crawford references I don't understand 
32. RuPaul's Drag Race references I don't understand
33. People who still watch Glee
34. People who still want me to care about Britney 
35. The pressure to get married once it's legal [because then, I'll be out of excuses]
36. The pressure to grow facial hair or not grow facial hair [because I can't and I don't want to]
37. House remixes
38. Tim Gunn's opinion
39. My own obsession with Ann Coulter
40. Having "disposable" income
41. Pooping during
42. The idea that we as a community aren't reading enough
43. The idea that we as a community don't love one another
44. The idea that I'm not doing enough activist work
45. What people think of my outfit at brunch