32 Gay Things That Give Me Anxiety

24. Kelly Clarkson's pot roast arms

1. Being asked by a girl to go shopping with her
2. Any sort of "pride event" where I might run into someone I know
3. Southern Decadence Festival
4. The Logo network and its programming
5. The pressure to buy designer underwear
6. Foam parties
7. That vulgar "p-word" for female genitals. The genitals give me anxiety as well, but strangely not as much as someone saying the "p-word" in company
8. Pray The Gay Away camps
9. The reality that one day Oprah will die
10. Memoirs
11. Cooking demonstrations
12. Second tier opinion leading status behind Japanese girls
13. Halloween
14. Being asked if I like the musical Rent
15. The gym
16. Scarves
17. The way that all drag queens are bossy and rude
18. Drag bingo
19. Drag anything
20. RuPaul's three decades of fame
21. The pressure to have an opinion on Chik-fil-A
22. Tank top tan lines [or severe burns in my case]
23. Manscaping
24. Kelly Clarkson's giant pot roast arms and her relentless mission to show them off with sleeveless JC Penney tops
25. Christina Aguilera's questionable taste [in everything]
26. Debra Messing's career
27. Chaz Bono
28. Chit chat before/after tricking
29. Diet pills
30. Tying a bow tie
31. Butt stuff
32. Bieber Fever