Last night, I dreamt I attended a surprise birthday party that turned out to be a surprise sex party.
Quickly after disrobing and entering the pile, I lost my wallet and phone. I spent the rest of the dream searching – eventually finding my wallet (missing everything including my Clipper Card), and tracking my iPhone across the border to Vancouver where it disappeared upon dying.
Waking up, I see my phone lying mere inches from my face on the pillow.
At the top of my inbox, there's an ad from Airbnb; "Visit Vancouver."
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