DISCLAIMER: The party scene described in this story does not take place in south Louisiana. Let's just go ahead and say that it takes ...

I don’t need a sassy fruit to tell me what I already know: I’m gay fat. I should support this statement with quantitative data – like my...

“There’s no way I'm getting fully hard. It’s too cold in here. Why the fuck did I leave the fan on? I should’ve kept my socks on at leas...

Dear MB, As you may or may not have noticed, we only had sex one time in 2012. And that is a Christmas Fucking Miracle (CFM). Bruh. W...

I suffer from buyer's remorse. I'll pull the cobalt Banana Republic sweater out of its bag, spread it across my bed, take a step ...

A few weeks ago, I wrote about my first date . Several hours after I posted it, the girl with whom I went on the date sent me a direct messa...

When I was 13 years old, I stole a bottle of Bath & Body Work’s Warm Vanilla Sugar body lotion from my little sister’s vanity because I...